Anonymous asked: Are you wearing space pants? Cause your legs are out of this world !
Yea we are. Good
I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”
Anonymous asked: Bite chunks out of me, you're a shark and I'm swimming
Anonymous asked: ay you ever talk to dat bitch
Anonymous asked: I just shit in my pants... Can I get in yours?
Sorry maybe grt some diapers or Somthing