Moustache of Fire.

No one fucking reads this shit ass blog anyways so congratulations. You just did. Jokes on you. - Aidan.

Ask me anything  

Anonymous asked: So your names Aidan? Well good because when I took one look at your blog my heart needed some aid-in

Not surprising

Anonymous asked: Are you wearing space pants? Cause your legs are out of this world !

Yea we are. Good

Reblogged from narwhal-noir


I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

(via pizza)

Reblogged from milch





what do you call a message sent by a girl?

*sighs* what

a feMAIL

i got 7 messages saying this joke is offensive & that i’m the reason feminism exists

(Source: milch, via pizza)

Reblogged from everybodylovejessica



(Source: everybodylovejessica, via pizza)

Reblogged from wildpens

(Source: wildpens, via pizza)

Reblogged from talesof4chan

(Source: talesof4chan, via damittromney)

Reblogged from aspeneyes
Reblogged from tupacabra





it’s a metaphor

The best part is that the crab is the symbol for the zodiac sign Cancer, so in a way even the crab itself is a metaphor

The Fault in our (Lob)Stars

(via dannnykurily)

Reblogged from earthdad



Kinda rly like a girl what do I do


(via pizza)

Anonymous asked: Bite chunks out of me, you're a shark and I'm swimming

Let’s tessellate

Anonymous asked: ay you ever talk to dat bitch


Anonymous asked: I just shit in my pants... Can I get in yours?

Sorry maybe grt some diapers or Somthing